Stop eating dicks and read this.
It’s Valentine’s Day and because I love–and love comedy–I’ve lowered the Kindle price of my humor novel, Free Space: The Real Life Story of A Bingo Queen to the fuck-me price of just .99¢! (Or your country’s equivalent.)
Don’t be an asshole. This sale won’t last forever. In fact, it ends on April Fool’s Day. Because, duh.
Act now and feel as though you gave to charity!